Rock the Vote — Ch 1.6

Tomorrow the parliament of the sky-city votes on what to do about the whole world below — and our heroes need to be inside the most heavily-warded building in El Cinede before the gavel falls. Guards on every door, anti-flight runes on every window, and one very good reason to hurry. So naturally, the plan is to throw the loudest, drunkest, keg-standing-est concert the High Spire has ever seen. What could a stack of spiced wine, a glowing Pope hat, and a magic instrument that makes people lie possibly get past? Get out the vote — and get in the door.

Chapter / Episode1.6 — Rock the Vote
ArcAbove the Clouds
GMSteve
Date / Duration2024-09-12 · ~3h10m (gameplay from 00:04:15)
PartyXeros (Dave), Basil (Brin), TBD (Chris), Foulclaw (Jesse), Gypsy Jenkins (Haley), Nortle (Steve)
Joins / DepartsGypsy Jenkins rejoins after a long absence — then rides off on a solo mission (Haley’s last regular seat at the table)
Ends onGypsy Jenkins stowing away on an airship with a dying Manni Dugal bound for Lashara, while the rest stay to face tomorrow’s vote

Synopsis

The morning after their triumphant theatrical debut, the party collects its rewards and its shopping list. Turgra Strongsmith has gifted Xeros a new instrument — The Lying Lyre, whose sonorous notes force everyone in earshot (DC 16 Wisdom save) to tell lies for an hour — which Xeros immediately road-tests on a returning Gypsy Jenkins, turning her tearful homecoming story into a lovingly-fabricated mess. Errands follow: Basil collects her commissioned Veilstone Knuckles from Lyle McStabby and Foulclaw gets his talons sharpened; the whole crew then discovers the perils of a wine tasting at The Winery & Finery, where a lightweight, drunk-off-his-tailfeathers Foulclaw and a wine-buoyed Xeros trade the most sincere “you’re the only real friend I’ve got” of the campaign so far. A keg of spiced wine (plus red cups, tubing and a ping-pong ball from Gimp the Imp) rounds out the arsenal.

At the Ascendant’s Library — really the parliamentary capitol of El Cinede — the party learns the stakes: tomorrow Fauna Sneeler of The Crew forces a vote on whether the sky-city stays isolated from, opens trade with, or moves against the land of Kouréas below, opposed by Mars Von Eck of The Host. To get inside a building bristling with guards, magical traps, and anti-flight runes, the crew does the only sensible thing: they throw a “Rock the Vote” pre-vote rager. Xeros rides Nortle in atop a wall of kegs under illusory spotlights and a disco-glowing Pope hat, TBD shreds guitar, Foulclaw runs a silent-image jumbotron, and Gypsy Jenkins gets the door guard Jaden thoroughly plastered. Doorway clear, they slip into a darkened Parliament.

What follows is a heist in five acts: a levitating pressure-plate puzzle (solved with tear-away cargo pants for ballast), a pair of riddle-gargoyles named Barry and Jill sent into chaos by the Lying Lyre, a shrunken TBD Mission-Impossible-ing down on Veil Stones to disarm a rune lock, and an animals-only teleport ward on Fauna Sneeler’s office that only a wolf-shifted Gypsy Jenkins can cross. Inside, Foulclaw speed-reads a set of notes that lay bare exactly how far the Crew is willing to go — and Xeros, disguised as a janitor with Nortle as his cleaning cart, cons a nat-20 confession out of Mars Von Eck himself, whose office turns out to be hiding the very person Lashara sent them to find. As the night ends the party splits: Gypsy Jenkins is deputized to smuggle the sick, secret-laden Manni Dugal home, while everyone else stays behind to sway a vote that could decide the fate of two worlds.

Player Characters

CharacterPlayerRaceClassNote
XerosDaveTieflingBardThe perfect specimen of a Tiefling Bard, kicked out of the boy band that carried his namesake, Year Xeros; his mindless self-indulgence, dark skin, and golden tattoos are the makings of true emo inspiration. Wields the Lying Lyre; nat-20 janitor con on Mars.
BasilBrinHarengonFighterThe magical katana-wielding Harengon Fighter, who could avoid many a brawl if she could just control her anger… and her mouth. Collects her Veilstone Knuckles; ballast on the pressure plates.
TBDChrisGoliathWizardA guitar-wielding Goliath Wizard and frontman of Killasaurus who knows that rock will never die. Shrinks to 7 inches and veil-stone-dives to crack the archive lock.
FoulclawJesseOwlinSorcererThe saintly Owlin Sorcerer, on sabbatical from the School of ITYS to spread the good word of Father ITYS — or maybe his religious roaming becomes a true rumspringa. A featherweight lightweight; speed-reads Fauna’s plot.
Gypsy JenkinsHaleyFey-blooded ShifterRogueRejoins the crew, works the door guard, wolf-shifts through the teleport ward, and rides off alone to bring Manni home.
NortleSteve (GM)TortleMonkA Tortle Monk who hit his pinnacle when he beat his own sister, the Harengon Fighter Basil, in a race in high school — I bet he could throw a ball over those mountains! Run as a companion this session: keg-mule, disco Pope hat, and cleaning cart.

NPCs

NPCRoleNote
Turgra StrongsmithTheater patron (The Host)Rewards Xeros with the Lying Lyre for the previous session’s show.
Lyle McStabbyWeaponsmithRuns Stabby McStabber’s Stabbing Emporium; delivers the Veilstone Knuckles and sharpens Foulclaw’s talons.
JadenLibrary door-guardAasimar guard the party gets drunk to clear the doorway; wary of “groundlings.”
Fauna SneelerCrew orator / villainForcing tomorrow’s vote; her notes reveal a “final solution” to exterminate or mutate all of Kouréas.
Mars Von EckHost oratorConned by Xeros’s janitor act; horrified by Fauna’s diary, he helps the party escape via tunnels.
Manni DugalLashara’s agentThe sick, mutating gnome hidden in Mars’s office; smuggled out by Gypsy Jenkins, barely alive.
LasharaPatron belowSent the party for Manni and for magical samples; receives Manni into her lab at session’s end.
TobiahCrew port-security bossGrumpy owlin at The Port, furious he missed the party; Gypsy Jenkins slips past him.

Factions

FactionNote
The CrewFauna’s isolationist/extremist bloc; per her notes, secretly pursuing extermination and mutation of Kouréas.
The HostMars Von Eck’s moderate bloc, open to trade and communication with the land below; a potential ally.

👹 Monsters

MonsterThreat / RoleNote
Barry & Jill (gargoyle guardians)Security constructsAnimate riddle-guardians of the archive greenhouse (one lies, one truths); talked/Lying-Liar’d past rather than fought.
Fauna SneelerLooming villainNot fought this session, but her extermination/mutation plot is the arc’s true antagonist; an NPC and the Crew’s monster-in-waiting.
Mutated experiment-creatures (beneath El Cinede)Nascent armyImprisoned “unsavory” creatures Fauna is warping with veil-tear magic into a mutated force; seen only in her notes.

🎙️ Notable Moments

00:10:01 — Turgra hands Xeros a new instrument, and the bard instantly grasps its glorious potential.

Steve (GM): The procreator Turgra Strongsmith awarded Xeros a new item called The Lying Lyre. Xeros: Reverse zone of truth… Zone of lies.

00:14:48 — Rather than let a returning friend simply tell her story, Xeros aims the Lying Lyre at her first.

Gypsy Jenkins: I got a tweet and I went and saved my dying great-grandmother, Madame Cecilia. That’s where it was. Xeros: So — yep, telling the truth, one hundred percent. …She’s lying.

00:26:33 — Basil collects her commissioned brass knuckles and reacts exactly as you'd expect.

Lyle McStabby: It was a great job — I really was excited for it. So here you go, my friend: your Veilstone Knuckles. Xeros: For you to put them away? Basil: No. Absolutely not. TBD: What she’s saying is they’re never going to be put away.

00:41:45 — A blind-drunk Foulclaw complains he feels used "like a puppet"; Xeros, just as drunk, answers him with the most sincere thing he's said all campaign — betting the owl won't remember it.

Foulclaw: I want to be your real friend — not like this puppet that sometimes feels like he’s being used for stuff. Xeros: You’re the only real friend I’ve got, so I’m just letting you know — I actually really love you. I have like four brothers, and you’re the only person I would call brother.

00:52:23 — Casting around for a way into a locked-down capitol, Foulclaw lands on the plan that names the episode.

Foulclaw: What do they do every year with Rock the Vote? …This is Rock the Vote. We take the side of the crew, play along a little.

01:03:14 — Gypsy Jenkins tries to talk her way inside by asking for a library card.

Jaden: This is not about books — this is a place of power. Political power. …You’re not from below ground, are you? Gypsy Jenkins: I was just about to say — are they hiring?

01:14:44 — The big grand entrance, undercut immediately.

Xeros: …Life is a mystery — (rides in on the kegs, Pope hat glowing like a disco ball) Steve (GM): You start by doing the biggest power chord — and you realize your amp isn’t turned on yet.

01:23:23 — The pressure-plate puzzle needs weight, so Foulclaw ends up wearing Basil's tear-away cargo pants.

Steve (GM): Your cargo pants billowing like you’re in an MC Hammer music video. He stands with hands on hips — his tighty-whities just fully on display.

01:56:37 — Shrunk to seven inches with no other way down, TBD rappels the archive shaft on a pair of Veil Stones — and Xeros calls the movie reference before he even jumps.

Xeros: Cruise in Mission: Impossible one. TBD: I’m just going to say “cowabunga” and jump right off with the veil stones in my hand — right before I hit the ground I drop one and pull the other out below me, so it just stops me midair. Steve (GM): With a quick twist of your torso you move out of the channel of energy so it doesn’t shoot you right back up — and you land perfectly on your feet.

01:59:26 — The veil-stone descent sticks the landing worthy of Ethan Hunt himself — to a crowd of exactly nobody.

Steve (GM): You land perfectly on your feet and you pose for everyone. You realize that one of the coolest things you’ve ever done in your life has happened with no audience whatsoever. TBD: I’m used to it.

02:28:36 — Foulclaw's speed-reading finally exposes exactly what the Crew is planning.

Steve (GM): Fauna has been working really hard to push the city toward not just war, but extermination. She wants to wipe out all of the people of Kouréas… imprisoned beneath the city and experimented on.

02:39:00 — Disguised as the new janitor, Xeros rolls a natural 20 to sell the con to a Host orator.

Xeros: I’m the new hire — just here to empty your trash and tidy up. They didn’t tell you about this? They gave me a tallow lanyard and everything. Steve (GM, Mars): (later, seeing the diary) You might have just saved our country from a horrible, horrible mistake.

02:48:20 — The GM sums up the entire villain plot in one weary aside.

Steve (GM): He’s absorbed by this incredibly incriminating document you found — which, kids, don’t write down your crimes. That’s the moral of the story.

🗺️ Locations

PlaceNote
El CinedeThe floating sky-city “above the clouds” where the whole session takes place; parliament, guards, and creatures imprisoned beneath it.
Ascendant’s LibraryThe parliamentary capitol the party infiltrates — archives, wards, lanyard-locked offices, and the debate chamber upstairs.
High SpireUpper district holding the library and winery; the party crosses its open central square.
Lower GatesSouthern lower district near the port; where the day starts.
Stabby McStabber’s Stabbing EmporiumLyle McStabby’s weapon shop; the Veilstone Knuckles and talon-sharpening.
The Winery & FineryWine-and-spice shop (map location J) with a Kenku clerk; the spiced-wine tasting and keg.
Gimp the ImpOff the eastern Lower Gates; source of red cups, tubing and the ping-pong ball.
Blackguard’s InnThe party’s lodging; where they rest before the day’s errands.
The PortThe precipice sky-port at the city’s edge; run by Tobiah; Gypsy Jenkins stows away here to leave with Manni.
KouréasThe continent/land below — the party’s home, and the target of Fauna’s extermination plan.

🎒 Items

ItemNote
The Lying LyreTurgra’s reward to Xeros; sonorous instrument, 1d4 charges/day, forces creatures within 30 ft (DC 16 Wisdom) to lie for one hour.
Veilstone KnucklesBasil’s attuned brass knuckles; blunt/piercing modes with knockback, prone, and fall damage.
Veil StoneAnti-gravity veil stones that repel each other; TBD uses a pair for his Mission: Impossible descent inside the archive (consumed only if spent on spells).
Tallow LanyardFoulclaw’s yellow access lanyard; opens secured library doors, losing one dot per use.
Spiced wine (keg)Bought at The Winery & Finery to get the guards and crowd drunk; a Constitution save or drunkenness.
Pope hatNortle’s magical hat with an unidentified power; glows like a disco ball during the concert.
Fauna’s notes / diaryThe incriminating ledger detailing her “final solution”; the party’s key evidence against the Crew.
Magic Missile spell scrollOne-use consumable Gypsy Jenkins snags from Fauna’s desk — three auto-hit darts.
Zenzu FruitConsumable that grants a re-roll; passed around to rescue failed checks.

⛩️ Pantheon & Lore

EntryNote
Father ITYSThe faith Foulclaw carries out of the School of ITYS; his conviction wavers all session (a “two percent” crisis of faith).
School of ITYSThe religious institution Foulclaw is on sabbatical from; source of his missionary streak.
Veil-TearThe rift magic Fauna is weaponizing beneath the city to mutate captive creatures — the same planar energy Lashara wants sampled.

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